Friday, January 30, 2009

TOKYO KOON POLICE





How did my bitches
get so much Pepsi
up inside them?

How did my bitches
ride a jelly cola
down the jack
and motherfucking gaol?

They must've taken a clue
from the TOKYO KOON POLICE
[P.U.H.L.E.A.Z.E. M.U.H. N.I.G.G.A.H.]
PERIOD!

Do you think this wack-ass
bactrio-death's valley lodge
has got a Michael Caine
cyborg valet?

Do you know how to speak
politely to a guest in English?
Can you understand
their requests and
serve them accordingly?

THE TOKYO KOON POLICE
will put a chopstick
in your ass, a mile wide
CHOPSTICK

HEEEEE YAAW!
RIGHT UP YOUR
MUTHERFUCKING ASS!

5 comments:

  1. Japan - something wrong in that culture

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  2. Boy, is this ever Flarfy, Lanno! You're rising to the top of the field!

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  3. "the gilded side of simplicity"
    always draws
    innumerable photographs
    of "gums"

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  4. gambling seizure [thread]

    "tills" [toward]

    the dust of

    F-sky [F being any common hand]

    or teeth:

    http://www.tehrantimes.com/index_View.asp?code=188016

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  5. Most people fly toward simplicity
    not only blind and ignorant
    of the complex subchannels
    but unwilling to admit
    that any

    feste arrangeur
    is but the making of
    sottie
    or a sermon joyeur

    a charming shallowness
    to the dish
    and quaint, almost piquant
    contemporary tiddles
    approving between the lines

    earlier ice lions
    dissolved in great hurraws
    of soda

    and so desu ka.

    Holbein the Younger
    knew of a device
    that Erasmus
    had designed

    and drew
    his version

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