Friday, January 30, 2009
TOKYO KOON POLICE
How did my bitches
get so much Pepsi
up inside them?
How did my bitches
ride a jelly cola
down the jack
and motherfucking gaol?
They must've taken a clue
from the TOKYO KOON POLICE
[P.U.H.L.E.A.Z.E. M.U.H. N.I.G.G.A.H.]
PERIOD!
Do you think this wack-ass
bactrio-death's valley lodge
has got a Michael Caine
cyborg valet?
Do you know how to speak
politely to a guest in English?
Can you understand
their requests and
serve them accordingly?
THE TOKYO KOON POLICE
will put a chopstick
in your ass, a mile wide
CHOPSTICK
HEEEEE YAAW!
RIGHT UP YOUR
MUTHERFUCKING ASS!
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Japan - something wrong in that culture
ReplyDeleteBoy, is this ever Flarfy, Lanno! You're rising to the top of the field!
ReplyDelete"the gilded side of simplicity"
ReplyDeletealways draws
innumerable photographs
of "gums"
gambling seizure [thread]
ReplyDelete"tills" [toward]
the dust of
F-sky [F being any common hand]
or teeth:
http://www.tehrantimes.com/index_View.asp?code=188016
Most people fly toward simplicity
ReplyDeletenot only blind and ignorant
of the complex subchannels
but unwilling to admit
that any
feste arrangeur
is but the making of
sottie
or a sermon joyeur
a charming shallowness
to the dish
and quaint, almost piquant
contemporary tiddles
approving between the lines
earlier ice lions
dissolved in great hurraws
of soda
and so desu ka.
Holbein the Younger
knew of a device
that Erasmus
had designed
and drew
his version