In The Dream (A Mangled Haiku) became a REALITY TV SHOE

In a reality TV
shoe called
"THE MOST COMPLICATED SPAM OBJECT IN HISTORY"
some kids in a car

Jennifer, Scott, Kara, Lanny
get abducted on their way
to 'smoke lemons'
by
"THE MOST COMPLICATED SPAM OBJECT IN HISTORY"

this causes sleep
upon waking
in the Marriot Freeway Center La Quinta Inn
a supermodel who works for GEICO
came out
in her knitted GEICO MATRIX sweater duster jacket
and told us about
"THE MOST COMPLICATED SPAM OBJECT IN HISTORY"

then
I was thinking I was trapped
in a new construction area
but just freakishly
I started singing a beautiful
Hawaiian sounding song

and all the red scotch tape mummies
the color drained out

Jennifer was the owner
of a tire store.