A Conversation Between Jellybean Weirdo and Phaneronoemikon

JW: So you wish to duel then, Phaneroo?

P: MIKTAB!

JW: Acrobatic jellyfish cellphones do 69 in their
chili-sauce underwares..

P: For they have beards of birds which they use
to mop the bakery floor, crumbly cities of bread crumbs..

JW: My foot is a pig-dog!

P: And lo, the unwashable saying has grown nine aisles..

JW: VOLUME OF HAIRSPRAY!

P: Wine amoeba, your silver tonsil rune prepares to jettison..

JW: I am climbing a big green titty!

P: Verily.

JW: Jellybean aquarium people!

P: I am bifurcating minions. I am vegetable alphabets.

JW: I am Subaru Outback Steaks doing porno-water-skiing movie..

P: Crystalline Tuba in space.

JW: Wash my muddy pony!

P: Green pennies hang from eloping boughs of everflutings..

JW: I've got a cellphone call. I need to take this.

P: LEPRACHEM!