It's Damnable Stuff!

Setting: Dry Geet Gulch

Characters: X, T, G

X: If I cross on through town about 3~

T: Let me stop you right there. You talkin' Dry Geet, or Gry Deet?

G: I have a patio that is a disc that balances upon
a pointed stone. Would you two beings care to visit me,
and see the incredibly wonderful view of the surrounding
hillsides?

X: Well, I got to be gittin' by 3 anyhoo.

T: Say, that reminds me of sumthin'..

G: I have a small bar, and long curving table.

X: Sound's fine.

T: Yep. I'll come.