Bacon.

Proffering a new interpretation
of Jeff Koons' Three Ball
50/50 Tank (Two Dr. J.
Silver Series, One Wilson
Supershot), The Amoeba
art critic in its ipod hoverphone
quipped, "They are neither breasts,
nor testicles, in prodigal figuration,
and neither are they the historical ellipsis
of poor political planning, but rather,
the symbol for bacon, or more
succunctly, the hallowed light
of Marsyas."