In My Yesteryears, I was Gay with Cocaine and Opium.

Deputy Dawg's big dong sprung a leak!

Weeeeeeeee!

Here at the Ouija factory....

Here's big Jane, she has the largest collection of Teddy Boys
in Puskatawny County.. watch as she reloads the decal dispenser..
her delicate, yet enormous hands, the way the ghosts

encrust her eyebrows.. [old orchestra music]

In the parking lot, six inches under the asphalt, there is a brooch
of an arab's head:

Ruby Eyebrows.

Deputy Dawg (plays a game like solitaire called "Bandits")
Deputy Dawg

sits right there
while the exploding suns

illumine

the ill and wrestling miners
while the coolies make bets.

[gorgeous smiling flappers filter by]


Weeeeeee!