Blonde Moe, The Grub Worm, Strikes Again

I remember it clearly, Hildeguard of Bongo, had come to to us
for refuge saying Blonde Moe, the grub worm, had struck again.

We made her comfortable.

Then, gathering a small cadre' of members from the lanterhood,
we set out to see what had befalleend Sisty Hildy's farm..

When we crested the hill, we could see Blond Moe grown huge
in Hildy's garden by the pond. He was gorging himself on Sisty Hildy's
prize banana flowers, and humming old India show tunes..

We held up the sign of our order, a kind of wig of green bananas supplanting
a head which is a single candied eyeball...

Blonde Moe's foot was tapping.
Blonde Moe just said, "Juluk!"

"Blond Moe, Go Home," said Larry..
"You are upsetting Sisty Hildy"
"You are a giant blonde grub worm!"
"You are upsetting Sisty Hildy!"

Blonde Moe said, "Juluk?"

"Shoo," said Larry..

Blonde Moe smiled bigly..

"Zirassa?"

"No, Blonde Moe, SHOO!" said Larry..

Larry Twowind shook the banana wig at him..

"Juluk?" ,said Blonde Moe..

"Shoo," said Larry Twowind.

"Let's buy him some Diamanda Galas tickets,"
someone said finally..

"Zirassa?"