Whenever Santa's gangrene babies prowl the heather
And doctors surge forth in limousine tundra buggies
It's like you broadcast your show from a zeppelin of leather
Pig zeppelin red ball mouth says Paul Lynde playing Ming Merciless
& Germin' weathermen buffed up and wearin' haggis huggies
Whenever Easter's gang of dreamy rabbit babies rob a bank
And tellers smoke weird connected network joints in back
A Lady in her fifties wearing jelly-cloth accused of swee'stank
Goes "Can you heave a rabbit barby's bomb forecast weather?"
While boning an undeserving quack who just had a MACKATTACK.
I once knew a lady at Amazon.com
Who liked to know what books I was on
She pried and cajoled and kept showing me stuff
& when I wouldn't gerbil smeared in mayonnaise left in a huff..
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