Horny Old Bwana and Student

Bwana, Is it love or death we inhabit?

Booth and neighther, student, imagine Evolution were called "The Theriad"
and the book was the earth itself and the letters of the words of the story were alive
but were all tired and blind and even a bit scorched, etc..

Bwana, are you angry with me?

Student, you do not even exist, really, so how can I be angry with you?
Imagine the long days of Charles Manson building sock elastic knot dolls
in his cell. Now realize he is a kind of recapitulation of human intelligence itself,
and that his name is ironically the meaning of life, ie, "Charred Leas(ed) Mansion"..
Intelligence is a fire that burns in a crazy, stupid way, all over the place,
and is mostly mistaken about itself..

Bwana, how do you know so much?

Student, when water comes out of a hose, do you ask it how it knows
to fall to the ground and go splish splash?

Bwana, is nature magic?

Student! [Bwana takes a cold beer out of the igloo cooler and proffers it to student..]
Ignore the warnings! Enjoy a nice cold beer!

Bwana, I am a tea totaller!

Student, Sooner than you thingk, you will like be totally eaten! By the monstrous vicissitudes of
the actuating physical present through which you flow like a herd of rainbow ptarmigans..
So drink whatever you like! It comes back out in a different color!

Bwana, is there such a thing as wisdom?

Yes, if at all possible, one should attempt not to be born. If this is unavoidable, then death also should be avoided
if at all possible.. These are basic wisdom-style thinkings, Student, you really should watch more TV!

Bwana, are academic people smarter than religionists like us?

Student, there are no 'smart people', there are only vectors of intelligest which reconfigure the state of affairs
in a complex singularity event whose existence is a troubling and ancient emblematicism with no physical cognate
outside of itself.. Culture itself is a kind of Hierarchicalised Ferality..

Bwana, are you saying people are dumb animals and the world is a messy metamorphosing freak-o-weld-ing?

Something like that Student, but at this time, I cannot confer upon you actual Bwana Status, especially
as you are like living near here and could disrupt my comfortable situation. If you would like to become a
Bwana, you will need to move at least 3 blocks away, and not speak to any of my prettier students.

Bwana, are you a sexual predator?

Student, I am Bwana.. And Bwana has mysterious ways, that student may not yet comprehend..
But Bwana has a saying he can share with you.. "Fire burns better with wood!"

Bwana, you are a parasite!

Student, you are a drowning cheese doodle!

Bwana, I hate you!

Student, you are hating a parasite!

Bwana, you are sick!

Student, you are looking at a sickness which is smiling and burning..

Bwana!

Yes, Student?

I am tired..

Student, let me tell you about the wonder that was India...