Ancient Egyptian Booger Bobbin

A long booger-like thread
is split into two cats.

One is called

Sheena Emily Dichtung,
and is exceptionally sweet and alluring.

The other is
Thin Lizzie Borders,
and is a fat, axe-murderer cat.

When both are wound onto a thin alabastar spool,
and worn in the complicated facial bobbin network
of the ancient bald egyptian,

a wordless music of "force-paddles"
ensues.. The audience is a group of
mummies knitting their own beards
of yackthread which come lovingly from
their ear-horn chin-cornucopia thimbles.