If a big pot of cabbage arrives
and offers to take you
to downtown abbey
take out your rat halo cellphone
OKRA WHIMFREE
OKRA WHIMFREE
then pee in the menhir subtotal
obvious posh bedsore succor
lemon lime leftists
rasberry rotonazis
nature chews and spits
grasshopper vagina dentata chewing tobacco cellphone shopping network
TAKE THE CABBAGE TAXI
and the one-eyed rat cabbie in a sky blue top hat
with a cow's eye sewn on (to breeze the fabreze ( wet surgical anus of crystal romance caves
you hand him your freeze dried sanka credit card
with your dna (the all Emvirgo Santa Clause
he can build more of you later
to put in wiff the cabbage and buggers (luftwaffe aerosoul
its like "I ATE CABBAGE IN WWI"
then was crucified onto a VW then
dropped in an enormous vat of cabbage taxis
or CABBIE TAXIS (Jonathan Meese as replaced by Napa Papa all Veiny and GRIS GRIS
like that time we were making muckshoe
in the fashion hub of Taxila
with big head rat epaulets (WCW rat epaulet cabbage pot cellphone vanaga
with cabbage epaulets
with soggy boob epaulets (Napoleon Boob Sonnet Afterwards)
growing reindeer snow
for eden (Barbaric Tender)
Bob Hoskins eating cabbage stew and bangers
A hey
Bang and Oaffalson you later
Downtown Abbey Normal
the cascade of black hairs
its telephone pole
briefly
briefly (cabbage crates over the briny!)
stuck in melted tire parthenon
the cabbage taxi arrived
pulled up
and Rat Latte' got out
owls stuck together with gum
lycanthropic owl taxi
of cabbage golem
