Monday, May 16, 2011

Comments I overheard Last night at the Opening.

"I guess his mohawk is a little baby blue crocodile."

"Yeah, did you see the stuffed pink stretch-lambo?"

"Lay-mot?" "Lime-colored lame' snake kite"

"You could a do a Romulus and Uncle Remus thing with a Hummer limo"

"Two chicks on the lyceum-nipple gag?" "Yeah.." "Greasy..."

"Let's drink.." "Enormous grey pearl?"

"perfection slalom alpha-bet-ich"

"strife-oxnard" "lavender pussylips + black bee"