Thursday, March 31, 2011

Some Ads I am making up

it's that time again.
outdoor furniture to you.

outdoor furniture to you.
mostly outdoor.
we also have illegal shetland ponies.

it's that time again.
remaindered chinese garage freezers.

with frozen shetland pony
frankenstein furniture inside
set to become a grey goods incident.

or in this case
the particolored Ancient Chin
jellybean fireworks show

a person pulls out
a cold hairy horse meat chair construction
from the cheap freezer

and after sunbathing for awhile
notices it looks like
a throne of rainbow-colored cinnabar

it just gets worse from there
nanobots can make your genes
'go muppetoid'

these are some ads
making up