Use an owl
with a huge dick
position it
so that the dick
comes out your ear
and the owl's body
looks like an orange muffin
covering over your pie hole
you could do that
or you could have a hat
that is just a headband
which straps two flowerpots
to your head
for cactus antlers
that dangle
little A.I. WIFI WEEWEES
like hanging hotdogs
you could talk to them
you could be an ant
moving in jagged circles
because human
commodity fetishism
is insane
bust kind of fun
unless it kills you
