Monday, April 18, 2011

A cell phone that others can't help but notice!

Use an owl
with a huge dick

position it
so that the dick
comes out your ear

and the owl's body
looks like an orange muffin
covering over your pie hole

you could do that
or you could have a hat
that is just a headband
which straps two flowerpots
to your head
for cactus antlers
that dangle

like hanging hotdogs
you could talk to them
you could be an ant
moving in jagged circles
because human
commodity fetishism
is insane

bust kind of fun
unless it kills you