Bong With a Dong

a fundamental union with its thronging throng, a
thringy throngy thongy thingy the thingthongthrong
is k'thingy a thronglonggithringalingalanglingthrung
its gihunginthrunginthangunbithingulunginthong

bwang
twangtwangtwang

a fundamental union with its bithrunginglungingthongbung
gimme thong
gimme thong
gimme thong

bung to thuringia!

THULE! MULE!
a findamuntal onion!
with its thingy in a thong.

Reverential culture?
Is that like dream mud in a thong,
or these lakes of porcine blue

grunting through a pud.

they call them grunts.
bwang
twangtwangtwang

A fundamentalist onion!
a fund of mental oni's ion's
and 0's and 1's

Isn't a Hong a Chinese pot?
Work like a mule, damn you, you fool!

Her bong looked like Michelangelo's David,
with the bowl pushed in at the copula.

I said, where's the carburetor?

And she showed me its asshole.

There was an amoeba inside it saying:

Thringy Throngy Thingalinga Ringlung
Bongling a longdong rungalang bidungmi
bidungmo

Thuripsendonguliptensibonsyhonging

Then it said:

Some people call it a school, but I call it

"A SCHLOONG MIT SCHOONER IM MEINE BONER!"