Donald Trump is trapped inside a Heineken bottle.

Threw up a little book extracted from this blog here, if interested, called

VIRSEXI MIASMA IN MIAMI

by Heiniken Doolittle

Donald Trump is trapped inside a Heineken bottle. A baby Nero amoeba finds him washed up on the beach, and uses him for a pair of cellphone sunglass lotions to protect his nictitating eyeball nipples.