Amazon is making it harder to sell bigfoot porn

They're making it harder
by posting images of Bigfoot dressed like
Johann Gottfried von Herder with those
front fall smooth junk trousers
with no fly, or invisible zipplers.

Starting around the mid-19th century,
Wigan pit brow girls scandalized
Victorian society by wearing trousers
for their work at the local coal mines,
where they brought their Bigfoots
for a little lunchtime AES-TETI-COAL;

dirty yeti coalminers and chimney sweeps
are a mainstay fuh homie class
Wigan pit brow girls, even IF
they make it HARDER
when BIGFOOTs gets all HERDER
and run their shaggy proto-human hands
up and down fair Apollo's marble thighs
casting disparaging glances..

Maybe these AMAZONS should let the OTHER
ladies just DO AS THEY WILT which SHOULD BE
THE WHOLE OF THE LAW (truth!)
and dig, dig like a Wigan Pit brow gal
towin' freely submissive BUTCH CAVENDISH
the OUTLAW YETI down into the coalmine of love
for Thuggee rites and cannibal class
WENDIGO WRASSLINS?

Penthesilea does dress her Wendigo
just Johann Gottfried von Herder
and all the little steampunk fleas
are rangin up ebook thangs
chick ching chick ching chick
chingalingalingalang and changalanga
too

BIGFOOT BIGFOOT
PULL A SATURN
WITH AN AMAZON

don't block the stain
don't make it harder