Fast Fanny's Dudley Do Right Wrong Song

I am the one true god,

and you are the one true ugly.

She was a baton-twirler,

and I was a cattle baron

trapped in a log cabin called

The Lusitania.

You'll have to pardon me

if I replace every mention of the term 'ideology'

with

'Menudo party'..

Once I was a serene green robot girl voyeur,

and you were the sacrificial victim

of your own animal presence, and

together we were

"Hot Chicken and Dirty Spittoon".

your tarry is granted,

and your spittoon

is radioactive.

pose for the camera green ghost,

a bonsai graveyard

surrounds a rusty fountain of youth.

There is scrod in the ledger,

and apple shoes for the statue.

Every symbolic order

is a belt buckle.

If it isn't fixed, it isn't broken.

One culture I met

branded their babies

on the forehead

with a tiny letter V,

and wove their houses out of string,

cuss up

to all the world's

carelessness.

Anatomy culls the snow-clock,

and cyclops hulls the cup.

skull kiss

exploding shovel.

A bush in the hand

is beautiful, but obviously

of little value.

You corrected your breeding,

but renounced all thought

before it even began.

You can tell that I'm

just another academy drummer.

I have decided not to rest in peace,

but I will sleep

upon a crimson pumice

my pubis

inflicting stars.

and so, its long and venerable veneration
of junk continued.
sacred junk.
profane junk.
and junked junk.

All my poetry is the oracular quotient of Junk DNA.

From Middle English junke (“old cable, rope”), probably from Old French jonc (“rush”), from Latin iuncus (“rush”)[1].

General Sigismond Fleud
of the Bonth Celler Cedar.

If you think of the World's people as words,
like traduttore and traditore, their relations
are like untranslatable jokes
in a language no one knows,
and all of it
completely unconscious.

The first name is Ialdabaoth,
the second is Saklas (“fool”),
and the third is Samael (Seducer, Destroyer).

And he is impious in his arrogance which is in him.
For he said, "I am God and there is no other God beside me,"
for he is ignorant of his strength,
the place from which he had come.

&
The 4st name
is
Jellybean Weirdo
with Electric Snake Fang \ and it
sings
Fast Fanny's Dudley Do Right Wrong Song