memories of flarf criticism

it may not be too rude to educe
that the current state of human affairs
and particularly those in which
the english language is chiefly involved
may be broken down
into a symbolic chart
in which the letters of the alphabet
in their roles of collusion with this reality
are matched quite closely
to the theatrical characters
of robert ben garant's
balls of fury (2007)

a is
old man
b is
teenage fan
c is
rick the birdmaster
d is
showgirl
e is
sportscaster
f is
freddy
g is
gary
h is
mahogany
i is
karl wolfschtagg
j is
feng
k is
rodriguez
l is
den mother
m is
techie
n is
bathroom attendant
o is
hammer
p is
the dragon
q is
branch director
r is
male courtesan #1
s is
gardener
t is
commanding officer
u is
geisha
v is
tiny player
w is
german skinhead
x is
hot asian servant girl
y is
ping pong coach
z is
siu-foo

the whole scene is expressed best by the letters:

tom o'bedlam cruise and molly maguire ringwald
fly to the moon inside a giant pickle
only to find that christopher smart lives there
as the mad moon king with detachable head
from baron munchausen
chattering in a constant recitation
of the jumbilate igmo