Martial Canterel and Abu Dakni were in the temporal
strategy lounge of one of the lower laboratories in Montmorency, when Dakni
began to grow querulous over the content of Canterel’s latest trans-temporal
project: “Why Zoroastrianism, Martial? Why Persia?” To which Canterel replied
after looking pensive for a moment: “Persist in patience, Eris, for parsing
reason is not the job of seasons, but the leisure of a visionary art in
seizure..” “Martial!” cried Abu Dakni, “You wouldn’t base an entire alternate
world on some hazy poetics of echoics, would you?” Then Canterel, using a
movement of the hand like a magician, snapped open a little yellow glass frame
in the air and reached through it, and pulled out a volume from the TTL, and handed
it to Abu Dakni. “The Three Imposters?” “You’ll notice it doesn’t say four
imposters,” said Canterel evenly. “From what I’ve been able to intuit,
Zoroastrianism is the one religion that failed that would have conserved the
concept of magic, and combined it with what is typically called science. It has
no historical tendencies for the punishment of apostasy, as it retains a
certain Indo-Aryan plasticity in its theology, an accretionist, or
literary-poetic tendency, and the origins of the religion itself are obscure
because of its natural suspicion of writing which is bound up in its origin.
That originating tendency renders its fundamental character a form or figure of
heterodoxy. The Zoroastrians will allow any religion to exist, and as the central
pillar of geo-metaphysics, and one aligned with magic, it will allow a
flourishing of both occult and scientific cultus. Zoroastrianism is the Persian
fruit of equanimity.” “But Canterel, surely, reason and enlightenment are the
path, what of protecting and fostering the world of Charvaka,” said Dakni
growing impassioned as a man of science, and clear direct thought.
“My Dear Abu, I leave that project to you, For
if you wish to ‘make it new’ or real, my wish is to keep it eccentric, or ‘keep
it weird’ as they say in America on their automobile bumperstickers! And as for
Charvaka, I have already printed his mind, and I had thought of something
supremely weird of him, for this world.” “And what would that be?” said Abu
Dakni somewhat crestfallen. “I had thought to create tree cities of green
Charvakan squirrels, chlorsquirrel Charvakas on every continent, protected by
powerful Chlorlock Gargantuas, and these tiny furry little emeralds would
become enigmatic gurus to the humans with a more naturalist, and more fantastic
bent.” “You would have green squirrels to profess atheism to warlock Zoroasts?”
“Not something as pedestrian as Atheism Dakni, but a larger, more mysterious
idea, Lyrical Materialism!” Abu Dakni seemed satisfied. He put his arm around
Canterel’s shoulder, and imitated in an Indian accent, “What a strange and wondrous
old guru you are Martial Canterel.” “I’m all-a’bullish on fiddle-faddle's honey,” said
Canterel, “I’m a fan!”
And
they went off to put Fogar into the jail in Bahrain where he would call himself
Abu'l-Fadl al-Isfahani, and be
discovered by Abū-Tāhir Al-Jannābī, and would be seen to be the Mahdi, but this
time, the process would be a little more cunning, and a little less murderous. There
are ways to move people around without having to kill them. Canterel had the
biggest witness protection program in the universe until he sold the rights to
it to be used as a training museum for successive ages of Trans-Temporal agents
controlled by Ray Echenoz-Bolger in the year One Hundred Thousand and One. If
Canterel was the world’s first Trans-Temporal Artist, or Poet, then it must be
said, that it was CIA Agent Ray Echenoz-Bolger that was the great pioneer of
the trans-temporal economies, even going what you might call ‘native’, his vast
‘rogue’ agency like a tribe of carnival caravaneers, wending their wild-shoppe intelligence
through the hinters and winters of time. If Canterel, and his work was the
spine of the Caduceus, Ray Echenoz-Bolger was the snake slithering across its surface,
and the whole affaire, it could be said, was nothing if not Hermetic. It was
all a sea of professing.
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