Whig Fyuss (Indecent Explosure)

And modernism 
has gotten less dogmatic
in the last 10 years. 

NY Times via Times Haiku 
April 1, 2013 from The Battleground on the Bedside Table
via Drew Gardner





abbot abhorrer aerogram
affixes appellative
adamite

awkward

if barf beaux yeux
for bench mark
or bigot share the coine
to bilingualism

brummagem
boy bonfire's
bleu blindside
a browbeat

Cain in the Buff
buffoonize
bury
caper
cast

clone clubbists
as asp
for breast
of anything
Moriarty-Cleopatra

unio
as m(l)arc(k)

mock arc
low mark
unio
or erigible

eris being clap
or clamp

catting charismatic
beneath its skull
or school cap's
claim

high claim
moving sarcastically
both "hands down"
like rain

I see Indian Chief
on high escarpment
flat

he clone clubbist
too
now

come complexly
to this comprehensive conception
to offer condolences
to our confederacy of conniving
consequentialty

be conservative
and cool

you are of a great whig family

counterblasting coon
coping with
cutting edge
crawfishing

oh damn all cream
define!
(creditiste)
"notice the sound"

doggerel doments
the deke democrat
dispute dissent
do
do
Doctrinarian event!

all downfall drug aside
elapse
enigmatist
errant
yes
enigmatist bad
or bland
oh facile princeps
fall
from good family
far

such dwindle
off lab
[then]

as if from [paris, texas]
or MORNGOON RANBO

FAREWELL FAVOUR!

the fence afire
and hung with fish besides
fists flash
from their fold-dikes
into the fribble
then measure us
with a

gag
rule.

OPPEN!

o garland gay as gerrymander
graveyard great as groundhog
this

gyro-habit rockmorthpadding-habitant
half-breed
half-bread
half-head
full-breech

hew the high nob.
it is not hearse
but pandible.

It is my every respect
and tucked by
in a scotsman's sporran

now texty,
is that Incendiarism?
or incoherence?

Indisputably,
it is.

nomen as puncta
reigns highest,
and high EST
is easily replaced with
high JEST

the highest HIGH
a

J
or hubble-bubble
"cordial"
for low-spirits
or kit-kats
or ignarr-aimless ezzz

there are odd bones in the mummy of language lore:

kern and kirn
for shore

all of space is 'churning'

but see the germin'

hirn
it's
chirning

(too)

whigh fyuss
baby too

(do you have dimple somewhere
about to glow? eh?)